Saturday, August 22, 2009

One Bucket at a Time

This blog entry was written while I was still in Kyrgyzstan, but I didn’t feel comfortable enough to publish it while I was there. That’s probably because the NGO’s guesthouse at which I’m living has a view of a military base. I thought it would be in poor taste to point that out.

It’s a very nice apartment. Hot water (except for June when the city hot water is off) and cold water. Shower and tub. Flushing toilet connected to the city sewerage system. Electric oven and 4-burner gas range. 3kg washing machine. Balcony. On one of the main streets in Bishkek. Cable television. Air conditioning unit in the living room. 2 blocks to the “White House,” 2 blocks to work, 1 block to a 24-hour grocery store, 2 blocks to an air-conditioned “shopping mall” and 3 blocks to the nicest (and one of the busiest) stores in the country (Turkish-owned, of course)—and on the 5th floor overlooking a Kyrgyz Ministry of Defense facility. Specifically, from the kitchen and balcony windows, in addition to views of the Kyrgyz Alatau mountains in the distance, you can see the swimming pool at the military base.

First, I want to say that I support the Kyrgyz Republic’s right to have its own military bases (not just Russian and American air bases—a topic we’ll save for another day). Second, I want to say that I support the right of the draftees/recruits to swim. It’s quite hot in Bishkek in the summer, and if there’s a pool at the base, I see no reason it shouldn’t be used. However, observing this swimming pool has become quite the metaphor for my time in Bishkek.

When I first arrived, the soldiers were busy painting the pool. Maybe it hadn’t been used in many years. Maybe they paint it every year. I have no idea. It’s not like I’m going to ask the soldier at the guardhouse whether they paint it every year or not while taking out the trash in the morning. Once the paint dried, filling the pool took about a week. Much effort went into painting the pool, then slowly allowing water to fill the pool from a single, tiny spigot.

Once the pool was full, the soldiers enjoyed it briefly. They did swimming exercises in the cool of the mornings. Splashing sounds came from just after dark but before the soldiers sing in the evenings. It was all the sorts of things you expect from a swimming pool. Then, one night, it rained. The next morning, the pool was as green as spinach.

Since it was no longer appealing to swim in the pool, it needed to be drained. And I’m not sure if it’s one of those things Kyrgyz soldiers do because they’re soldiers (made-up work to keep them busy) or if the pool doesn’t have a plug to pull somewhere to drain it, but the pool was drained by having people get in and heave small buckets (big enough to wash your socks in…not huge) of water into the drainage ditch that surrounds the pool. So they heaved the green water out by hand in big, wet groups.

Then the pool got filled up again. Soldiers started swimming in it again. Then the same thing happened. It rained. So again, groups of soldiers get into the pool with their little buckets and empty the whole thing out again. At this point, as of this morning, I think this was the fifth time I’ve seen soldiers manually emptying out the swimming pool. Of course, yesterday and today it’s been anticipation of rain (which has just started) instead of after the rain has already turned the water green.

At work, I’m feeling like a soldier always heaving water out of the pool only to have to do it again in a week. I’m repeating myself until I’m blue in the face—we’ve got to simplify the material to make it shorter; we’ve got to make the material easier to read so small farmers will be able to read it; we’ve got to simplify so that everything fits on one page; we’ve got to put this information in a chart so that it’s easy to read. Simplification is hard enough for Western scientists, and apparently I’m the first person to have tried to introduce it to this part of the world.

I’m beginning to wonder if it’s even worth filling up the pool in the first place if you’re going to have to manually empty it out, a bucket at a time. What’s the purpose of Sisyphusian effort at development? Am I only pushing the rock up the hill to watch it roll back down? Are all of our development efforts for naught? Is it worth trying to do anything if Kyrgyzstan’s health indicators, education level and literacy, environmental indicators, and food security indicators are just going to continue to degrade over time? No matter how often we fill up the pool, will that just mean that some severely food insecure household has to empty it out a bucket at time and gets left with what it had in the beginning—an empty swimming pool? Is it even worth having a pool (or is that a Western/European/American/Russian/Japanese wish imposed on Kyrgyzstan) if you’re going to spend more time manually emptying it out than you are swimming? While there are surely many possible technological solutions to the problem at hand (chemically treating the water in the swimming pool, adding a drain, covering the pool before it rains), what keeps the Kyrgyz people from using these, even after they’ve been introduced? Is it that they can’t afford the technology or is it that those in charge want to create some work by having people empty out the pool by hand, one bucket at a time?

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Patterson Volleyball Team

Here's the cast:

Anthony
David E.
Scott
David F.
Elizabeth Woerner (incoming)
Trish
Alex
Erin
Mike
Alaina

I'll submit the form tomorrow. Anybody with any great ideas for team names please email me.

Friday, July 31, 2009

Volleyball !!

Dudes and Ladies,

I have finally acquired an application form for Marrika's Fall Volleyball League! We need ten people total, and we have to have two girls on the court whenever we play. The games are always at 10:00 in the evening, but we get the option of choosing the days we play: Monday and Tuesday (usually for really competitive teams), Tuesday and Wednesday (usually for moderately skilled teams), or Wednesday and Thursday (usually for teams that want to drink and have fun). I vote for the Wednesday/Thursday schedule. The league lasts for six weeks plus a champions tournament. The deadline is August 10th so please get back to me quickly. If your not in town and you want to play just tell me and I'll put your name down. There is an entrance fee (I think its about $10 a person... but I need to double check). I'll pay the upfront cost as long as people pay me back in a reasonable amount of time.

Also... I am accepting requests for the name of our team. I have already received requests for "The Diplocats" and "The Ball Slappers". The winning entry will be the one which is most awesome.

This will be a lot of fun... please sign up!

All the best,
Anthony

PS... I sent this to the listserve earlier this morning but it never got distributed. UK's email system is horrible.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Everyone Loves a Good Coup, Right?


Hey hey everyone!

So I'm reading on this whole issue in Honduras. And I honestly can't decide whether I'm for or against the coup. I would love to hear everyone's thoughts on the matter. Usually, I would just hang out in the Van or student room and yell at people until I got an answer. Oh well, this is the next best alternative.

Also, I shan't be present for the first week of classes, as I am headed to INDIA! There's my adventure for the summer. More to come.

Hope life is going well for the rest of you.

Cheers,

Fancy.

Monday, July 6, 2009

An Update from the Wild and Wonderful WKY

Law Clerk Riley breaks rocks (right) while merciless lawyers observe

D.T. Riley here... Well it appears that many of our prestigious classmates are peppered all around the world at the moment, and I hope that everyone (no matter your location) is having an amazing summer. I myself opted for the ever so dangerous and thrilling law office in Western Kentucky.

Sure PJ and Adam are in Africa, Carly's in Eastern Europe, Frosty and Bald Patrick are in DC, and everyone else is off pursuing adventures of their own, but really folks, you're missing out on the party in Western Kentucky.

Just check out this picture of me at work in at the law firm (seen above). I don't know what more you could ask for. Of course, I don't really break rocks all day, but a picture of a memo factory wasn't available. I write like a mofo this summer and it often ends up buried beneath a pile of papers on a partner's desk and never gets read. But I suppose that is the life at the bottom of the totem pole!

I really hope everyone is having a great summer. I'm looking forward to seeing you guys in the fall and hearing about all the amazing things you've been up to.

PS. I've decided that my life goal is to be like the guy this song is about. Too bad Patterson doesn't offer a course in 1830s Cowboy Lifestyles. This song is awesome too. That's right, WKY has made me rediscover my love of classic country music.




Thursday, July 2, 2009

Online in İstanbul


You know I'm really here, because nowhere else can you dot capital İ's.

I've found Turkey is full of negros.  Now, that may sound racist, but I have been here for almost three weeks, and hanging with these American English teachers have taught me a thing or two about over generalizing.  That was part one of my summer.

Part 2 - I am working in a real office, trying to get American companies to come to İstanbul for free if they promise to take interns back with them.

Istanbul for free? Should not be a hard sell.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

editorial published on Tuesday

Hey got my piece published in the Herald Leader on Tuesday, check it out.  You'll have to go to search to find it.
 
Shams


Insert movie times and more without leaving Hotmail®. See how.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

The Stoning of Soraya M.

This looks like a perfect Patterson outing. Trailer: http://www.thestoning.com/
When everyone gets back to town we should go.

Friday, June 26, 2009

3 weeks in, 8 to go

Bishkek is much more Russian than I expected. All the signs are in Russian; everything at the stores is from Russia; everyone on the street is speaking Russian; everyone in my office speaks Russian both for business and beside the water cooler (which heats for tea, but doesn't cool the water).

I finally felt like I wasn't in Russia this week. I went out last Sunday for a hike in Ala-Archa (Canyon of the Junipers) National Park. Then I had my first field visit (to examine fencing, winter storage, and toilet facilities in a couple of existing communities served by the microfinance bank) to the area around Lake Issyk-kul. I had done one toilet tour already, but just to a squatter community in the 'burbs of Bishkek. I'll get some pictures of the national park at the lake (which is a UNESCO "biosphere reserve") on my facebook page as soon as I find an internet cafe that can take a USB drive (facebook is blocked at the office).

Luckily, the rest of the country isn't quite as Russian as Bishkek. However, it does cause some communication difficulties. (I ask questions in Russian, they get answered in Kyrgyz, then translated back to me in English.) It's much more sparsely populated than either European Russia or the Caucasus. With the roads, it's easily half an hour to an hour between villages while in a 4WD vehicle. I can't imagine how far it is by shared taxi or scheduled mini-bus.

Fun cultural things: I think I can finally do the "amin" properly with slapping my neighbor at the end (never been known for coordination). I got to try both Kamiz and Tan (fermented mare's milk and fermented mare's milk mixed with cow's milk, respectively) while I was on my field visit. I've never eaten so much pasta or mutton in my life.

Things I've been doing research on: urine-diverting dry toilets, root cellar construction, brucellosis, early childhood nutrition, preservation temperatures for root crop storage, different types of sheep wool dips, the market for wild harvested walnuts, and the market for sea buckthorn berries. So if anyone has any tips, please, pass them along.

I hope everyone is well, and I look forward to seeing y'all in late August.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

I got two more weeks!

I will miss this place, in a perverse sort of way. It is starting to feel normal. I changed my ticket from July 29 to July 10 and I'm glad I did. That will still give me about 8 weeks here and a substantive internship experience. I've got pics up on fb and I hope y'all have checked em out. I've observed first-hand how big an industry "aid" is. I've seen how an embassy works. I will have used two things that we learned in the etiquette dinner- usage of cutlery and next week I will be a "pusher/puller" at the end of the receiving line at the July 4 party. The AFRICOM general is in town right now, and they had a press conference at the amb. residence, but I didn't get to go. I didn't know about it, actually. The FCS office doesn't get too involved with the more traditional parts of an embassy- we don't send cables or deal with public affairs, but we do a lot of work with trying to get US business here and/or increase exports to the region. It's been challenging, especially in a business climate like Senegal's. But also fruitful, I think- we had a USA Week event at the beginning of June where we highlighted the US businesses in Senegal- Coke, UPS, Ernst and Young, Phillip Morris, and drew attention to them through the media and the ambassador's presence. We organize buyer delegation to go to trade shows in the US- right now we're getting ramped up for a cosmetics show in Vegas July 19-21 and a trucking show in Dallas in August. I've also done research on the private security industry in Senegal and written up a study, to help guide US businesses that may want to export to the region. And I've made a minimal number of copies and have only had to fetch tea a couple of times for my coworker. I guess it's only fair, seeing as I was her opponent in tennis when she took a spill and messed up her ACL. I make for a "unique" lunch gofer when I run over to Magic Cafe to pick up the "dejeuner du jour" for me and my coworkers. I no longer look up, or even flinch, when I'm walking along the side of the road- not on the sidewalk, mind you, because they don't exist outside of "le centre ville", but either in the sand or on the shoulder, always against traffic- and the taxis honk at me. I've figured out that haggling, although an enervating pain in the ass, is always easier and more successful if you do it with a smile. I was dragged on stage to bump-and-grind (I think the dance is called "mbala") a Senegalese woman in front of 150 people. Check it out here.
So that's a run-down, and still more to come. The July 4th party will be a good event, a chance to, in the words of Stempel "get a whiff of the diplomatic grape." Then back to the states to earn a little scrill before school. Hope everyone's getting on well in their respective corners of the globe and I look forward to our reunion in August.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Internship update

For some reason, my boss here decided I needed to be IATA Hazmat certified. So, I'm now certified to sign off on putting dangerous things into airplanes.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

So... anybody doing anything tonight?

Anybody? Movie night? Poker at my place? Risk?

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Bad Movie, Good Beer Night...

Does anyone still have plans to arrange a movie night? I have been overcome with an urge to watch "Forbidden Planet"...

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

First day of internship

The internship itself seems interesting. Today was mostly involved in research and writing up reports for a mailing list. I'm actually working in Moyock, with the logistics division (and a bunch of ex-Blackwater guys). The people are awesome, and the work looks like fun.

The big drawback is definitely the drive--turns out my office is 1 1/2 hours from where I'm working. I'm looking into ways to make that easier, but we'll see.

Also--I received word today that I will not be going to the oral test for the Foreign Service. Therefore, I am definitely spending the summer dieting and working out and getting ready for the Navy. Please, guys, wish me luck.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Tell me you guys saw this...

It's a proud day for Puntland as pirates met with local officials in Eyl and renounce piracy.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Greetings from Virginia Beach

I just got in last night, and this weekend will be all settling in and getting ready. Tuesday will be my first day at the office at SCG, where I'll sign all the necessary paperwork and blah blah blah.

If anyone is looking for some real vacation time, feel free to drop in here and we'll go to the beach. I'm already missing my Patterson peoples.

The only downside that I can see to everything is that I'm going to be doing a hell of a lot of driving. I'm staying pretty far out in the country, and the two different offices I'll be going to are pretty far from each other (and one of those is ALSO out in the country, but in a slightly different direction.) On top of that, any side work I pick up won't likely be in VA Beach itself either. Maybe, though, I'll eventually get used to it.

Remind me again why I'm in Senegal

This place is nothing if not interesting. I got in at 440am Wednesday, just in time for the first call to prayer, stayed at a decent hotel in the bustling, dirty, polluted, very hectic downtown. I've not been pickpocketed yet. Now I'm out in the 'burbs, holing up with an embassy staffer. It's very nice- next to the Indonesian embassy. I'm practicing French, sweating a lot, and will get started at work on Tuesday. I already tried posting once, but as I finished the power cut out. Usually the power stays on, there's no violent crime, there's Internet. There are many people with polio and disfigurements hanging out downtown, and make-shift buses that have a lot of people hanging off of them.

I think I'll get a decent experience at the FCS office (in a "challenging business environment", according to the ambassador) and it is pretty cool meeting a bunch of diplomats. I got to meet the ambassador on my first day. I talk to ya soon

Thursday, May 21, 2009

HOMO CUBICLEUS

So, I've successfully settled into my office work routine.
Every morning I mingle with the crowd of other white-collar D.C. commuters, dressed according to the general office dress-code and clutching at their packed lunches. 1 hour travel to work, 8.5 hours in the office, 1 hour back home...

At work I do the evaluation of several projects combating human trafficking in the Caribbean (Becca, be careful there!). The office is not too big (only about 20 people) and extremely international - there are people drom Germany, Japan, Bosnia, Moldova, Costa-Rica, Haiti and that's definitely not all - I'm still getting to know everybody.

Miss Pattersonites terribly! Stay in touch :)

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Best Things About My Summer Internship So Far

1. Free snacks & drinks!

2. I get to study the Somali piracy issue more.

3. Actual quote from my boss, first day of work:

I'm a big believer in naps. So if you get tired, feel free to go in and office, shut the door, turn out the lights and rest a while.

Good times on the Rich Coast...

Hey guys, I'm heading back to Costa for the summer. I'll be hanging out in downtown San Jose for a couple months, relaxing and working for the man. So, if anyone is planning a vacay to the rich coast, let me know. Will miss you all! See you in August.
bec

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Hola

I switched to Spanish at the last minute. I dig all the movie submissions.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Ohio

I don't mean the state. After recalling fond memories of my 1997 trip to Kofu, Japan, I've enrolled in Japanese I and II this summer. Should be fun. Also this is a second call for suggestions for this summer's Bad Movie/Good Beer series to be hosted once I move to a place with windows.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Gettin' My Intel On

I'll be doing OSINT analysis at Total Intelligence Solutions in Arlington, VA. So all you D.C. people keep in touch.

Lost a jacket?


If you were toasty when you came to my house on Saturday and a little colder when you left, it's probably because you left your jacket at my place. It's brown and Docker's brand, so if this is yours- claim it!

Monday, May 4, 2009

Building Business Skillz

Hey all!

I, too, will be in Lexington all summa long. However, one of my goals for the season is to improve my golf game. So just throwing this out here early: are there any other golf-going Pattersonites in the city this summer? I'd love to get a few games going.

To answer a few other propositions: I believe a few field trips to the outer parts of the state are warranted, especially if they involve distillery tours and all that accompany them.

Cheers and good luck with finals!

Fear and Loathing in Lex Vegas

Hello, all.  I'm staying in Lexington this summer (at least through July 1st... maybe longer if my employers find more funding).  I don't have any big plans, so anyone who finds themselves in town feel free to give me a call.  I changed my blogger name from my Defense Statecraft alias ("The Dude" in case anyone didn't know that already) to my callsign just to keep things simple.

I've heard a suggestion that we all split up the summer reading and then post summaries on this blog whenever we finish.  Whoever thought of this idea is a brilliant person.

More updates as events warrant.  Good luck to everyone on thier finals and summer internships!

Gettin my trade on in Senegal

Or maybe I'll just be making copies. But I'll be interning for the FCS in Dakar from May 20 til the end of July. It's going to be very hot and muggy from the looks of it and hopefully I don't get yellow fever cos I didn't want to pay the $200 to get the vaccine. But I look forward to lounging on the beach, speaking French, and eating food. I will try to make it to Timbuktu.
Hello all, 

D. Riley here.  I'll be summering in the fabulous Paducah, KY getting my law on at McMurry & Livingston.  www.lawyersforyourlife.com.  If you have any legal problems, look me up.  I'll help as long as it involves a good story. 
Whats up I'll be in Bourbontown, so if yall wanna come visit that'd be great, just let me know.

School's out for summer

As exciting as finishing 2/3's of a Masters Degree can be, summer means our proud students will be spread about the globe. Watch this space for updates on their trials and successes.